Hello Human Readers! I've had an eventful few months -- I was attacked by two different dogs within the span of a week. Don't worry, I'm...

Everyone -- this is not a drill! The Sunflower Festival is happening in a matter of days! I'm. So. Very. Excited! We actually have more...

Hello Humans! I apologize for my lack of blogging -- it's been a very busy hole-digging season and I just haven't had the time! I have,...